Sex Wars (1985)
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Princess Layme (Robin Cannes) hires two bounty hunters to rescue her sister, Princess Orgasma (Laurie Smith) from evil Lord Balthazar, but will they be able to withstand the endless sex ’torture’ in this porno parody of "Star Wars"? Written by Arthur King who also wrote the awful "Ten Little Maidens", so I was pleasantly surprised that it didn’t suck total ass even. Most of the humor works, but the constant flashing to mundane things during the sex scenes (volcano eruptions, space, etc..)
Director:
Bob Vosse
Writers:
Arthur King
Cast (in credits order)
Laurie Smith ... Princess Orgasma/Blue Dancer
Paul Thomas ... Brinker Duo
Robin Cannes ... Princess Layme
Richard Pacheco ... Mark Starkiller
Gail Sterling ... Honey Puss/Torture Room Attendant #1
Billy Dee ... Commander Jupiter Jones
Mike Horner ... Captain Zappo
D.J. Cone ... Gold Dancer (as De Ja Vou)
Howard Darkley ... Lord Balthazar/4-D’s Voice
Cindy Carver ... Lieutenant Buns
Ashley Welles ... Lieutenant Snatch/Lord Balthazar’s Assistant (as Lea Brown)
Madame Plunket ... Miss Lil
Mai Lin ... Wong One
Mariko ... Wong Two
Rick Savage ... Erotic Bar Patron
Peter Chalk ... Alien Hotel Keeper
Rick Ryder ... Blue Bartender
Tou Lousse ... Earth Girl #1
Bunny Bingo ... Earth Girl #2
Dannica ... Torture Room Attendant #2
Jessica ... Torture Room Attendant #3
Raoul Wigman ... Tyros Worker/Stormtrooper #3
Perry Drake ... Stormtrooper #1
Della Mason ... Stormtrooper #2
Arthur King ... Cantina Extra
Miss X ... Cantina Extra
Lady T ... Cantina Extra
Gypsy ... Cantina Extra
Oblivia Synthetica 88 ... Cantina Extra
Doris Fish ... Cantina Extra
Tippi ... Cantina Extra
Bo Sweetn ... Cantina Extra
Doris Troupe ... Cantina Extra
Jennie Roulette ... Cantina Extra
Dorian Christopher ... Cantina Extra
Sharona ... Cantina Extra
Pierre Le Cher ... Cantina Extra
John Beauregard ... Cantina Extra
Michele Rebel ... Cantina Extra
R.F. Dowiak ... Cantina Extra
John Paul ... Cantina Extra
Cecily Garcia ... Cantina Extra
Jacqueline Hyde ... Cantina Extra
Sparki Eden ... Cantina Extra
Bud Custodio ... Cantina Extra
Christina Parik ... Cantina Extra
Phillip R. Ford ... Cantina Extra
Taryn Tyler ... Cantina Extra
Vevina Wilson ... Cantina Extra
Gary Eberhart ... Cantina Extra (as Gary Dana)
Liz Hatton ... Cantina Extra
Phil Mangano ... Cantina Extra
Produced by
Arthur King .... executive producer
Jim Malibu .... line producer
Bob Vosse .... producer
Size 573.12 MB
Download
http://rapidshare.com/files/301073913/Wars.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/301074061/Wars.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/301073904/Wars.part3.rar
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